"she’s bad as fuck my nigga" cause she got a big ass? shorty face look like my knee fam tf
We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit piñatas with a stick. The piñatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests. What happens next will warm your heart.
These facts sound crazy, but they’re actually true.
Ok but lobsters are immortal?
Functionally immortal, But as with everything inherent in the universe far from invulnerable. A rather cruel trade off
You’re functionally immortal but trade off is your flesh is delicious.
Lobsters actually keep getting bigger each time they molt, almost without limit.
Somewhere, deep beneath the ocean is one who has managed to avoid death for thousands of years. Gigantic. And waiting.
Not sure if I should be frightened…or placing the largest butter order in history…
Had no idea that lobsters were immortal.