I recently got booked for a performance on the 24th of October. I have to sell at least 15 tickets at $10 each to be able to perform. I’d love if you’d all come out and support cause this is my biggest opportunity yet. I would appreciate it all. thank you. just hit me up if you’re interested in tickets. (at it’ll be a great show.)
I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.
when you go in the bathroom and you don’t know if it’s water or pee on the ground
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you